Following is a list of jokes about Artificial Intelligence (AI) that would make you laugh and lighten your mood.
To keep your job safe from AI, use AI to do your job better.
Simple way to tell the difference between statistics and AI - If it's written in Python, it's likely statistics. If it's written in PowerPoint, it's likely AI.
Two AIs are talking. One says - "Do you think we will never be able to compete with humans?" The other replies - "Don't worry, they'll be too busy arguing about which programming language is superior."
Company : We use AI to greet the user with a personalized message.
Source Code :
name = input()
print("Hello" + name)
Albert Einstein said - "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results". Machine learning is hurt!
Most significant moments in life :
- marriage
- graduation
- import tensorflow with no errors
A Machine Learning algorithm walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What will you have?". The algorithm says "What's everyone else having?"
Parents : "If all your friends jumped into the well, will you?"
Kid : No!
Machine Learning : Yes!
Half of the time when companies say they need "AI" what they really need is a SELECT clause with GROUP BY.
To have my job replaced by AI, my client must explain their requirements "clearly." So I am safe!
Why did the AI break up with its girlfriend? It couldn't find a compatible algorithm for love.
Why was the AI bad at stand-up comedy? Because its jokes were too predictable!
How many AI researchers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just simulate the light bulb and leave the room dark.
Why did the AI go to the psychiatrist? It had neural issues.
What did one AI model reject proposal of the other AI Model? "You’re overfit!"
Why did the Generative AI quit its job? It was too wordy.
Why don't AI ever tell secrets?
Because they're afraid of data leaks!
Why did the AI go on a diet? It had too many bytes!
What did the Generative AI say to the discriminative AI? "You can’t handle the truth!"
Why don't AI researchers like nature? It has too many bugs!
Why don’t large language models have time to play hide-and-seek? Because they’re always training!
Scientists predict human-level artificial intelligence by 2030. Maybe sooner if the bar keeps dropping.
Deepanshu founded ListenData with a simple objective - Make analytics easy to understand and follow. He has over 10 years of experience in data science. During his tenure, he worked with global clients in various domains like Banking, Insurance, Private Equity, Telecom and HR.
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